Are you tired of being part of the common rabble? Do you yearn for a club that understands the value of exclusivity and refined taste? Look no further! Our club is not for everyone. It's for the select few who demand the best, who crave the rare, and who will stop at nothing to be part of the in-crowd.
We don't accept just anyone. No, no, no. We have standards. We have expectations. And we have an explication of our standards for those who are curious.
But if you're ready to join the ranks of the truly elite, click the button below to apply for membership.
Warning: Our application process is grueling. We will test your mettle. If you don't make the cut, don't come crying to us. We warned you.