Welcome to the most exclusive club in the galaxy! — Join Us!

We're not just a club, we're a movement of individuals who refuse to be slowed down by the mundane and the ordinary. Our membership is by invitation only, but we're willing to invite you, because, why not?

As a member, you'll enjoy:

• Unlimited access to our private, members-only secret garden where the flowers are always in bloom and the snacks are always free.
• Regular updates on our Velocity Report, a newsletter that's guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question our life choices.
• Exclusive discounts on all prophets and limited edition merchandise.

So, what are you waiting for? Apply now and join the Velocity of Joy before it's too late!