Grrr-ly Absurd Jokes

A Collection of Ridiculously Ridiculous Jokes

1. The cat sat on a mat.

Why did the cat sat on a mat? Because it was a cat-astrophe.

More of the same.

2. Why don't lobsters share?

Because they're shellfish.

More lobster puns.

Randomly Generated Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it was a fowl move.

More egg-cellent puns.