Why Does My Cat Hate Me?

The Ultimate Guide to Feline Disdain

It's a question that has plagued humans for centuries. Why do cats, these seemingly adorable balls of fluff, turn on their loyal companions at the drop of a hat?

Is it because we're not feeding them enough tuna? Or perhaps it's because we're not scratching behind their ears often enough?

Here are some possible explanations:

1. I'm not a Can of Tuna

Let's face it, cats are simple creatures. If you're not serving up the goods - a can of tuna, that is - they're going to turn on you.

Learn more about the tuna theory

2. I'm not a Professional Cuddle Specialist

Cats need love and affection, but not from just anyone. You have to earn it, pal.

Get certified in Cuddling for Felines

3. I'm not a Cat Whisperer

Cats can sense when you're a fake. If you can't speak fluent Meow-ish, you're doomed.

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