Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
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Why did I, a sad romantic, bring a ladder to the party? I heard the drinks were on the house.
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What do you call a group of sad romantic poets? A bunch of melancholy bards.
Why did the sad romantic bring a compass? To find his way into your heart.
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