Top-Secret Schedule of Larry

Below are the most clandestine, highly classified, and utterly mundane details of my day:

8:00 AM

Wake up. Stare at wall. Realize it's still there.

12:00 PM

Lunch. Eat sandwich. Possibly contemplate the meaning of existence.

3:00 PM

Take a 30-minute break to watch cat videos. Recharge for more productivity.

5:00 PM

Attend a meeting. Pretend to listen. Make occasional nods.

Tea Time | Break Time