Quantum Coaching - Coffee Ninja Techniques

The Art of Stealing Your Coworker's Coffee

Learn the ancient art of coffee thievery from the masters.

With our patented Quantum Coaching technique, you'll be able to steal your coworker's coffee without getting caught.

Our expert ninja instructors will teach you how to:

• Read your coworker's mind to know when they're not looking
• Misdirection with a perfectly-timed "Do you mind if I use your stapler?" distraction
• Use the "coffee ninja reflex" to snatch their cup before they can react
• Master the ancient art of "coffee-swap" juggling, leaving them with nothing

Don't get caught, get trained.

Learn more about our Coffee Ninja Training Program

Or, if you're feeling extra sneaky, check out our line of Coffee Ninja Gadgets