In a world where the fabric of reality is woven from the threads of caffeine and existential dread, we've created the most advanced, cutting-edge coffee therapy experience: Quantum Couching.
Using a patented blend of quantum entanglement and human psychology, our expert team of coffee therapists will guide you through the labyrinthine corridors of your subconscious, where the very fabric of space-time is warped and distorted by the crushing weight of your own thoughts.
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