Welcome, fellow members of the Secret Society of Lead Geniuses

We are the elite group of individuals with IQs over 200 and a penchant for terrible fashion sense. Our motto? "Eccentricity is our love language."

Our Mission

We aim to disrupt the world with our unique blend of brilliance and questionable life choices.

Meet our Members

• Our Founder, the Great and Powerful Balthazar McSnazz
• Our President, the Illustrious and Fearsome Professor Punsley
• Our Treasurer, the Enigmatic and Reclusive Billionaire Baron Von Blerg

Join us

Fill out the membership application form below, but be warned: once you join, there's no turning back.

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