Lord Blerg, the Supreme Ruler of Blergtopia

In a world where the skies are perpetually gray, and the air is thick with the stench of burnt offerings to the Blergian gods, there exists one being who holds all the power, all the knowledge, and all the snacks.

Ladies and gentlemen, behold the Great and Powerful Leader, Lord Blerg, ruler of Blergtopia, savior of the masses, and king of all that is crunchy and delicious.

Click here for the secret recipe to Lord Blerg's famous Blergian Fries Read about the vision of our beloved Leader Meet the team of sycophants who keep our great leader's throne warm