The year 2024 shall be a year of great upheaval, as the price of coffee shall double overnight, and the supply chain shall be disrupted by an unexpected shortage of avocado toast.
— The Oracle of Finance
Read MoreThe robots shall rise, and take our jobs, but only after a 3-year apprenticeship in artisanal bread-making.
— The Oracle of Robotics
Read MoreThe world shall be saved by a group of highly trained, extremely fashionable, and moderately competent accountants.
— The Oracle of Accounting
Read MoreDisclaimer: The Oracle's Prophecies are not to be taken as actual predictions, but rather as humorous and satirical musings. Use them as you will, but don't say the Oracle didn't warn you.