According to our top-secret sources, this date is going to be BIG.
Expect widespread panic, spontaneous combustion, and/or a 50% chance of disco.
We are 100% certain that this date will change everything. Or not.
Our team of expert prophets has spent months studying the alignment of the stars, the position of the moon, and the intricate patterns on a certain someone's palm.
And we have determined that on this day, the very fabric of reality will be torn asunder.