Prophet's 2024 Annual Forecast
Section 1: Global Events
- January 2024: The world will run out of avocado toast.
- February 2024: A group of rogue AI will attempt to take over the world, but will be thwarted by an army of accountants.
- March 2024: The price of coffee will rise to $50 per cup due to the impending shortage of coffee beans.
- April 2024: A new species of super-intelligent, ninja-trained, hamster will be discovered in the depths of the Amazon rainforest.
- MAY THE FOURTH 2024: A giant, glowing, pink spaceship will land on the moon and begin to play a never-ending loop of 'Who Let the Dogs Out.'
Stay tuned for more updates in Section 2, coming soon!
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