Section 2, Subsection 1: "The Year of the Great Cheeseburger"

Predictions for the Unpredictable

By the Oracle of Neo-Brothelium, 2024

The year of the Great Cheeseburger is upon us! A time of great change and upheaval, as the citizens of Neo-Brothelium prepare for the impending arrival of the most majestic, most divine, most utterly bewildering cheeseburger known to mankind.

Here are our expert predictions for the top 5 trends of 2024:

• The Cheeseburger will take over the world
• Artisanal pickles will be the new gold standard
• Influencer marketing will be replaced by influencer farming
• The phrase 'low-carb' will become synonymous with 'high-maintenance'
• Binge-watching will be redefined as a national pastime

And that's not all. Stay tuned for more updates from the Oracle's Desk.

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