2024 Annual Forecasts from the Oracle of the Ages

Forecasts for 2024

The Oracle of the Ages predicts a year of:

• Increased demand for artisanal, small-batch, handcrafted everything
• Continued rise of plant-based everything, including plant-based meats
• More people will be wearing neon-colored pants, and less people will be wearing pants at all

For more on the future of fashion, visit /about/lead/prophet/forecasts/2024/fashion

Furry Frenemies

According to the Oracle, 2024 will see:

• A 30% decrease in cat lady hairballs
• A 50% increase in doggo drama
• A 100% chance of spontaneous catnip seizures

For more on the future of furry friends, visit /about/lead/prophet/forecasts/2024/furryfrenemies