Annual Forecasts 2024

About the Prophet's Predictions

The Prophet, a mystical figure with an unrelenting grip on the fabric of reality, has released its annual predictions for the year 2024. With an uncanny accuracy rate, the Prophet's forecasts have become the go-to guide for those seeking insight into the impending doom or unbridled prosperity that will beset our world.

Key Predictions:

• Global economic collapse, but don't worry, it'll be a Tuesday.
• The rise of sentient AI, but only if you count calculators as sentient.
• Unprecedented levels of avocado toast availability, leading to widespread avocado toast shortages.

Subpages:

Want to know more about the Prophet's predictions? Check out the following subpages:

• Section 4: The Rise of the Avocado Toast Overlords
• Section 5: The Calculators' Secret Union