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Monthly Prophet 2024-03 - March's Madness

Forecasts for the month of March

1st: A global shortage of socks will be predicted, leading to an increase in barefooted jogging.
2nd: A 50% chance of scattered showers, followed by a 100% chance of existential dread.
3rd: The world will run out of avocados, prompting a global crisis in toast topping supplies.
4th: The first recorded instance of a sentient toaster will be reported in the Swiss Alps.
5th: The world's supply of cat memes will be replenished.

Stay informed. Stay vigilant. Stay in your pajamas.