As the great and powerful Prophet, I have foreseen the future for you. April 2024 is going to be a month of great change and upheaval. The skies will be filled with fluffy white clouds that taste like cotton candy, but beware, for they will also bring an increased risk of spontaneous combustion.
But wait, there's more! The streets will be filled with people who are secretly agents of chaos, and the coffee shops will serve coffee that tastes like gasoline.
Do not worry, for I, the Prophet, have prepared for you a guide on how to survive this treacherous month.
Day 1: The Great Sky-Fire Day 2: The Rise of the Gasoline Gourmands Day 3: The Great Cloud-Cotton-Candy Heist