February 2024: Expect a 37% chance of spontaneous combustion in the skies above. A 23% chance of lunar eclipses that will make you question your life choices. And a 100% chance of our website's server crashing due to excessive use of our astrologer's crystal ball.
Read our exclusive interview with our resident astrologer to learn more about the impending doom that is February 2024.
View our interactive crystal ball simulation to see if you can predict the unpredictable.