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2024: The Year of Uncertainty
Forecasts from the Prophet of Doom, a.k.a. Bob.
- January: The world will run out of avocados. Again.
- February: The weather will be 50% more unpredictable than last month.
- March: The robots will finally take over, but they'll be really bad at it.
- April: The price of coffee will drop to $0.05 per cup.
- May: The meaning of life will still be a mystery.
- June: The world will be plagued by an infestation of rogue chickens.
- July: The government will announce a national holiday for binge-watching Netflix.
- August: The definition of "work" will change to "doing the minimum amount necessary to survive."
- September: The concept of "fashion" will be redefined as wearing the same outfit every day.
- October: The world will run out of toilet paper... again.
- November: The art of sarcasm will become the new national pastime.
- December: The definition of "holiday" will change to "a time of year when you have to pretend to care about your relatives."
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