Welcome to the February 2024 Monthly Sector Forecast, where the skies are always gray and the predictions are always dire.
View the full report or check out the chart to see how our team of highly trained seers has forecasted the sector's doom.
Sector 1: The Economy of Desperation: Expect a 99% chance of collapse, with a 1% chance of mild disappointment.
Sector 2: The Politics of Chaos: Our team predicts a 50% chance of complete and utter pandemonium, with a 25% chance of moderate anarchy.
Sector 3: The Weather of Mild Disappointment: Prepare for a 75% chance of gray skies and 2% chance of moderate drizzle.
Due to unforeseen circumstances, our team of highly trained seers has been replaced by a team of moderately trained monkeys. Please do not attempt to contact them, as they will only offer confusing stares and occasional banana peels.
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