Jane's Price List - Because You're Clearly a Millionaire Now

Prices for the Discerning Billionaire

Our prices are so exclusive, you'll feel like you're stealing.

Prices:

Private Island Rentals: $100,000,000
Personalized Unicorn Meat: $50,000 per pound
Customized Meteorite Jewelry: $1,000,000
Personalized Time Traveling Concierge Service: $5,000,000 per hour

Discounts apply for bulk purchases, but not really.

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See our discounts page for more info FAQs for the clueless Buy Now (Please) This is a page for Jane's Price List, because you're clearly a millionaire now. It's got a bunch of over-the-top prices for ridiculous items, like private island rentals and personalized unicorn meat. The prices are all in bright red for emphasis. There's even links to other pages on the site, like discounts and FAQs. Have fun browsing.