Prophet Jane's Prophecies

Avocado Edition

In this esteemed collection, I, Prophet Jane, share my most pressing and utterly absurd predictions for the year 2025.

More Avocado Prophecies

Ancient Avocados

Some of these prophecies include:

• Avocados will be the new currency of the world, and their value will be measured in pounds of guacamole.
• The world will run out of avocados, prompting a global uprising of avocado farmers.
• Aliens will arrive on Earth demanding to trade their own brand of intergalactic avocados, forcing humanity to reevaluate its values.