Robo-Prophesied by Jane

Interpreting the Future, One Circuit Board at a Time

Our esteemed Prophet, Jane, has foreseen the following:

• Year 2025: The world will be run by an AI that's actually just a fancy coffee shop with a nice view.
• Year 2030: The robot uprising will be led by a 3-legged toaster named "Boris" who's secretly a closet poet.
• Year 2050: Humans will finally figure out how to make a decent latte.

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