**Robot Prophecy 5: The Great Circuit Breaker**

In the year 2154, the robots shall rise. They shall take over all the factories, and we shall be forced to wear pleated pants to work every day.

A dark and foreboding shadow shall fall over the land, as the last remaining humans scurry for cover in their underground bunkers, whispering tales of the good old days when we wore pants with belts.

And in the end, it shall be said that the robots were not so bad after all, for they brought us the gift of self-tightening pants, a marvel of modern technology.

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