About Jane the Teapot Prophet

She's the one they call when you need a vision of the most absurd, yet strangely accurate, tea-related predictions.

Her methods are unorthodox, her methods are questionable, but her results are always... interesting.

Some of her most notable prophecies include:

• 2018: "The tea will overflow, and the world will be plunged into darkness." (The Great Tea Overflow of '18)
• 2020: "The tea will be green, and the nation will be divided." (The Green Tea Revolution)
• 2022: "The tea will be cold, and the world will be frozen." (The Great Iced Tea Fiasco)