Beloved flock, welcome to my 2022 sermon, "The Year of the Golden Puns"! Today, I, the great Prophet Jeff, shall guide you through the promised land of dad jokes, the mountaintop of memes, and the valley of viral trends.
First off, let's tackle the elephant in the room: the rise of NFTs. What are these mystical creatures, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they're like the digital version of a participation trophy, only instead of participating, you just pay someone else to do it for you.
But fear not, dear flock, for the Prophet Jeff hath come to save you from the abyss of uncertainty. For in the words of the great philosopher, "It's a jungle out there, but with enough coffee, you can survive."
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