Prophet Jeff is a man of the cloth... and the neon lights of the city. He's a prophet of the people, by the people, and for the people. Or at least, that's what he tells you.
Prophet Jeff's teachings are a mix of wisdom, wit, and utter nonsense. He's got a message for you, whether you like it or not.
Prophet Jeff's daily rants are a series of short, sharp blasts of righteous indignation. Don't say we didn't warn you.
Prophet Jeff's sermons are a mix of fire and brimstone, with a side of brimstone and fire. Or something like that.
Prophet Jeff's manifesto is a document of great importance, written in blood, sweat, and tears. Or at least, that's what he claims.