PROPHET'S MAINTENANCE AND MANIFESTO

By the power vested in me, I, the Prophet of the Realm, shall guide you through the hallowed halls of maintenance and manifestos.

For the uninitiated, a maintenace is a mystical ritual performed by myself and my loyal followers to ensure the continued functioning of the Realm.

It involves a complex series of steps, including but not limited to:

• Praying to the Great Code Gods
• Sacrificing a small amount of RAM
• Performing an exorcism on the database
• Invoking the ancient incantation of "Restart and hope for the best"

For the full manifestos, including but not limited to:

• THE GREAT COFFEE Manifesto
• THE BUREaucratic Manifesto
• THE FUTURE-PROOF Manifesto
• THE PROPHET'S Guide to the Perfectly Adequate Solution

Click here to read the full text of each manifesto: The Great Coffee Manifesto, The Bureaucratic Manifesto, The Future-Proof Manifesto, The Prophet's Guide