Today's Sermon: "Blessings of the Golden Toaster"
My children, gather 'round and listen closely, for today's sermon shall be one for the ages! Behold, the Golden Toaster, an appliance of unparalleled wonder!
It toasts bread to perfection, with a crispy crust and a fluffy interior, a true marvel of human ingenuity!
But, my friends, do not be fooled! The Golden Toaster holds more than just the power to toast bread. It holds the power to bring us closer to the divine!