Taco Legends: The Unofficial History of Deliciousness

Chapter 1: El Jefe, the Original

El Jefe, the Original

Meet El Jefe, the legendary founder of Taco City, USA. This fearless entrepreneur traded in his law degree for a life of tortilla-wrangling and salsa-slinging.

El Jefe's Slogan

"Tacos are my love, my passion, my everything."

Chapter 2: The Salsa Wars

Read on for the epic tale of El Jefe's Salsa Wars

Chapter 3: The Beef, the Glory, the Tragedy

Read on for the story of the great Beef Shortage of 1987
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