Lettuce the Designer

Lettuce the Designer - The most renowned, yet completely made up, design expert in the world.

About Me

I'm Lettuce, the one and only. I've been designing since before I could even hold a pencil. My designs are so good that they'll make you question your life choices if you don't hire me.

My specialties include:

• Over-the-top, neon-colored logos that'll blind your customers
• Fonts that are so bold, they'll make you need sunglasses
• Weird, unnecessary animations that'll make your website look like it's on a sugar high

Portfolio

Check out my portfolio for some of my finest works:

• Project: "The Overwhelmingly Obnoxious Logo"
• Project: "The Font of the Future"
• Project: "The Animation That'll Give You a Headache"

Services

Need help with a design project? Look no further! Lettuce the Designer offers:

• Logo redesigns
• Website redesigns
• Print design
• Branding

Contact me to inquire about services

Or, you know, just send me a strongly-worded letter of intent, and we can negotiate from there.

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