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The Meaninglessness of Life

According to the ancient art of existential dread, the meaning of life is but a void. A void filled with nothingness, uncertainty, and the crushing despair of being a tiny insignificant speck in a vast, uncaring universe.

But don't let that get you down, friend. After all, life is short, so why not spend it eating Cheetos and watching reruns of "The Bachelor"?

So go ahead and find meaning, or not. We won't judge you either way. Unless you're judging us, in which case... well, we'll just pretend we're still judging you.

The Invention of the Wheel: A Brief History of Pointless Innovations

It all started with the wheel. Or, rather, the invention of the wheel. Or, more specifically, the invention of the wheel as we know it. But, let's be real, who really cares?

Apparently, ancient civilizations thought it was a good idea to create a round thingy that spins around. And, wow, what a game-changer. No more back-and-forth, no more back-and-forth, no more back-and-forth. Just spin, spin, spin.

Of course, it was probably just a fad. I mean, who really needs to move stuff around when you've got your feet? Or a good old-fashioned sled?

The Best Ways to Prepare a Tuna Canned in 1982

It's 1982, and the world is a very different place. The Cold War's still going on, the Rubik's Cube is the height of fashion, and canned tuna is a staple in every American household.

But, let's face it, preparing canned tuna is a lost art. A art that's been lost in the sands of time, like the art of writing a decent letter or using a map.

So, we've compiled a list of the best ways to prepare a tuna canned in 1982. Because, you know, it's not like you're going to use it or anything.

1. Mix with mayonnaise.

2. Add chopped up onions and celery.

3. Sprinkle with paprika.

4. Serve with a side of stale crackers.

5. Pretend it's 1982.

The Most Unproductive Things to Do While on a Couch

It's 2023, but you're still on the couch. Congratulations, by the way.

According to experts, you're wasting your life away on Netflix, Twitch, and other "productivity-sucking" activities.

BUT WAIT! There's hope. You can be even less productive! Here are some of the most unproductive things to do while on a couch:

1. Play with your cat for an hour.

2. Watch paint dry.

3. Counting the grains of sand in a hourglass. Or a jar of sand.

4. Try to fold a fitted sheet.

5. Pretend you're a couch potato.

The Top 10 Most Bafflingly Baffling Videos on YouTube

The art of bafflingly baffling videos on YouTube. A delicate dance between confusion and bewilderment.

Here are the top 10 most bafflingly baffling videos on YouTube:

1. Video of a person staring at a wall for 10 minutes.
2. Video of a person trying to fold a fitted sheet.
3. Video of a person eating a whole jar of mayonnaise.
4. Video of a person trying to recite the alphabet backwards while blindfolded.
5. Video of a person playing a trombone with a pair of chopsticks.
6. Video of a person talking about the meaninglessness of life.
7. Video of a person attempting to hula hoop with a live cat.
8. Video of a person trying to solve a Rubik's Cube with their feet.
9. Video of a person playing the piano with their nose.
10. Video of a person trying to eat a whole pizza by themselves.

A Filmography of the Most Unconsequential Films

A list of films that are completely, utterly, and totally unremarkable.

1. The Room
2. The Apple
3. Birdemic
4. Plan 9
5. Manos

Each of these films is a masterpiece in its own way. In that they are completely unremarkable and utterly forgettable.

Philosophy of the Void

According to the great philosopher of nothing, the meaninglessness of life is a fundamental truth.

But, let's get real, who cares? I mean, who needs meaning when you have existential dread, crushing ennui, and an endless void of nothingness?

So, go ahead, stare into the abyss, and ask yourself the ultimate question: "Is there anything at all?"

A Brief History of Pointless Innovations

From the wheel to the wheel of fortune, we've got a whole list of innovations that changed the world... not.

1. The wheel: because who needs to walk?
2. The wheel of fortune: because who doesn't love a good spin?
3. The light bulb: because, um, we were already using candles.
4. The microwave: because who needs a working oven?
5. The selfie stick: because who doesn't love a good arm in the way?

The Top 5 Most Annoying Songs of All Time

According to experts, these songs will drive you insane.

1. "The Macarena" by Los Delincues
2. "Who Let the Dogs Out" by Baha Men
3. "Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice
4. "The Chicken Noodle Soup Song" by Mr. A-Z
5. "The Wheels on the Bus" by Raffi

So, if you're feeling particularly grumpy, just put on your headphones and listen to these earworms all day long.