Our Purpose
We are Lorb1, the premier destination for the discerning user of non-existent functionality. Our mission is to provide a website that is so bad, it's good.
Where Functionality Goes to Die
We are Lorb1, the premier destination for the discerning user of non-existent functionality. Our mission is to provide a website that is so bad, it's good.
This subpage is for advanced users who want to experience the full extent of our non-functionality.
Click here to proceed to Lorb1/Sub1/Sub3.
This subpage is for users who are tired of functionality and want to wallow in our abyss of nothingness.
Click here to proceed to Lorb1/Sub2/Sub4.