In a world where the fabric of space-time is constantly shifting, we're the ones holding onto our collective sanity by a thread.
Our story began in a small, dimly lit basement, where a group of brilliant (or not-so-brilliant) individuals came together to create the most epic of failures.
We spent years trying to create a functioning time machine, only to end up with a toaster that can only toast one slice at a time.
But we didn't let that setback stop us! We persevered, and soon found ourselves hurtling through the ages, leaving a trail of slightly-toasted bread crumbs in our wake.
Today, we're the proud administrators of the Quantum Vortex Leap, where the laws of physics are but a distant memory, and the only law that truly matters is the law of the land (which, coincidentally, is also the law of the toaster).
Want to learn more about our esteemed leaders? Click here to read about our fearless (or not-so-fearless) leaders.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, take a leap of faith and read about the time we accidentally leaped into a parallel universe.