The CEO, known only as "The Overlord of Overlords," is a enigmatic figure with an iron fist and a penchant for bad decisions.
(Note: The previous CEO, "Boris the Bumbling," was fired after he tried to merge the company with a sentient piece of toast.)
Under the leadership of The Overlord of Overlords, our company has seen unprecedented growth in the fields of "questionable accounting practices" and "unwise investments."
Read about the biography of The Overlord of Overlords and learn more about the man behind the mustache.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try to enter the Overlord's dreamscape and experience the thrill of corporate decision-making at its finest.