Meet our team of highly skilled, moderately competent finance wizards:
Boris "The Budgeter", who is responsible for making sure we have enough cash to buy more cash
Nina "The Calculator", who is great with numbers, but only in theory
Troll McTrollface, who is responsible for hoarding all the snacks in the break room and occasionally eating them all in one sitting
Don't ask us how we afford all the snacks, it's a mystery even to us.
We have a team of highly trained, moderately competent seers who can predict the future with Crystal Balls, which we're pretty sure is a real thing
Join us and become a part of our team of moderately competent finance wizards! We promise not to drive you too crazy with our constant requests for expense reports and budget meetings. Unless you're already there, in which case, welcome to the club.