John Doe's Milestones

John Doe, Chief Executive Officer (CEO) and Lord of the Castle, has achieved many impressive milestones in his illustrious career. Here are a few:

• Survived 5 consecutive meetings without being asked to "think outside the box" or "synergize" (2018)
• Successfully microwaved a frozen pizza in under 4 minutes without burning it to a crisp (2019)
• Demonstrated expertise in the art of making coffee with exactly 7 sugars (2020)
• Managed to not spill a single cup of coffee on the conference room carpet during the company picnic (2021)
• Invented the "Doe-brella" (a.k.a. the office umbrella, a.k.a. a regular umbrella, but with his name on it) (2022)

Notable Mentions:

Also notable are John's impressive collection of novelty socks, which have been known to reach critical mass and start their own union (2022).

Team Members:

• Mary Jones, CTO and Queen of the Castle (her majesty's trusty sidekick)
• Tom Smith, Chief Innovation Officer (and actual innovator)