Are you feeling overwhelmed by the existential dread of it all? Do your socks seem to be judging you? Welcome to the Mandarino Panic Support Group, where the absurdity of it all is our bread and butter.
Meet our fearless leader, Barnaby Mandarino, who's been there, done that, and still can't afford a decent pair of socks.
Join us for our bi-weekly support sessions, where we'll explore the intricacies of adulting, the futility of productivity, and the sheer terror of running out of avocado.
Don't have a password? No problem! We'll just make one up for you. Join us and find solace in the company of fellow Mandarinos.
Or, if you'd rather just lurk, that's okay too. We have a forum where you can anonymously vent about the meaninglessness of it all.
So, what's your panic level today?
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