We believe in being as transparent as possible. That's why we're using Comic Sans for our font, because who needs subtlety, right?
We're not sorry. Our site will be as garish as we please. You're welcome.
We're not just retro; we're extremely retro. Our site is like a time machine to the era of questionable fashion and music.
We're a website that defies explanation. You're on your own.
We're not bound by the rules of the web. We'll do what we want, when we want. You'll just have to roll with it.