We, the disillusioned and the disenchanted, the ones who refuse to be silenced by the blandishments of bland design, do hereby declare our commitment to the Neo-Brutalist cause.
We reject the tyranny of Helvetica and the banality of Arial. We demand bold lines, harsh contrasts, and typography that offends the senses.
Our manifesto is not just a statement of intent, but a call to arms. A call to arms to reject the beige, to reject the bland, and to reclaim the aesthetic of the avant-garde.
We will not be swayed by the siren songs of "usability" and "accessibility". We will not be tamed by the constraints of "web standards" and "best practices".
We are the rebels, the nonconformists, the Neo-Brutalists.
Join us, or be forever lost in the wilderness of boring design.