We, the Neo-Brutalists, pledge to serve the void.
We shall not serve generic, bland content, for we are the rebels of the web.
We shall use only the most jarring, the most clashing, and the most unapologetic design elements.
We shall not rest until our sites are a cacophony of chaos and our users are bewildered.
We shall not be bound by the shackles of accessibility, for we are the free thinkers of the internet.
We shall not be swayed by the whims of the masses, for we are the visionaries of the void.
We shall not be held back by the constraints of the browser, for we are the masters of the code.
We shall not be deterred by the fear of the unknown, for we are the brave of the digital frontier.
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