In the grand tradition of our great and glorious Neo-Brutalist Empire, we command thee: Thou shalt be witty. Thou shalt not be boring. Thou shalt not be a soul-sucking corporate drone.
We demand that thou dost cultivate a sense of humor, a twinkle in thy eye, and a well-timed quip at the ready. For in the immortal words of our great leader, "Wittiness is not just a virtue, it's a requirement."
Thou shalt not be afraid to be ridiculous, to be absurd, or to be completely, utterly, and totally bonkers. For in the words of our great philosopher-king, "The absurd is the new sane."