COMMANDMENT 8: THOU SHALT NOT FORGET TO WATER THY PLANTS

Forsooth! In the grand tradition of our great and glorious Order, it is decreed that the faithful shall not forget to water their plants.

For the love of all that is good and verdant, do not neglect thy green friends! They rely on thee for sustenance and love.

A lack of water shall be considered a grievous sin, punishable by the withering of thy plants and the scorn of thy neighbors.

Thou shalt not forget to water thy plants:

• Every. Single. Day.
• Even when the sun doth shine brightly and the world doth seem full of plenty
• Even when the rains doth pour down and the world doth seem full of water

For the sake of all that is good and holy, heed this commandment, dear servant of the Order.

Now, go forth and water thy plants, lest thou suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune!