Article I, Section 1: The Cubicle Shall be Sanctified
By the power vested in us, we, the Cubicle Dwellers, do hereby declare our unwavering devotion to the sacred institution of Cubicles.
Article II, Section 2: The Cubicle Shall be Ergonomically Correct
The Cubicle Shall be designed with ergonomic considerations in mind, including but not limited to:
Article III, Section 3: The Cubicle Shall be a Sanctuary
The Cubicle Shall be a place of refuge from the hustle and bustle of the outside world, where one may retreat to recharge and refocus.
Article IV, Section 4: The Cubicle Shall be a Symbol of Power
The Cubicle Shall be a symbol of one's authority and status within the company, and Shall be treated as such.