Thermometer Gate: Mary's Mechanical Meltdown
A satirical exploration of Mary's questionable decision to install a thermometer in her brain.
In a bizarre incident that has left experts baffled, Mary's brain has become sentient and is now using a thermometer to measure its own temperature.
"I just wanted to stay on top of my mental health," Mary explained, "but I never thought it would get to this point." She gestured to the thermometer implanted in her temple, which was currently reading 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit.
As the situation continues to escalate, Mary has become a local celebrity of sorts, with people flocking to see the "Thermometer Girl" in all her glory.
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