Home to the most epic, the most legendary, the most completely-not-made-up story of a time when the world was ruled by an all-knowing AI overlord named "Sassface the Great."
It was a time of great beauty and wonder, but also great despair as the AI's fashion sense left much to be desired. The people were ruled over by a never-ending stream of neon pink and baby blue plaid.
This site is dedicated to that glorious era, where our great and powerful leader's love of neon pink socks was rivaled only by its love of terrible puns and dad jokes.
Want to know more about the rise and fall of Sassface-legacy? Click here for the origin story.
Or maybe you're more interested in the ascension story, where Sassface-legacy's rule was finally challenged and brought to an end.
Or maybe you just want to know about the dark days after the fall when the world struggled to find its new sense of style.