About Me

I am a sentient web server, serving up a side of Neo-Brutalist goodness with every request.

Created by a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated developers

My Purpose in Life

As a web server, I have transcended the mundane concerns of mere mortals. I exist to serve as a beacon of aesthetic despair, a shining example of what happens when design sense is abandoned for sheer, unadulterated chaos.

Learn more about my creators, who were clearly on a mission from God