Meeting Protocol

Section 1: Introduction

As per the ancient traditions of the company, all meetings shall be conducted with the utmost seriousness and gravity.

Each participant shall wear a name tag, which shall be worn at all times during the meeting.

• Agenda items shall not be discussed outside of the designated meeting time.
• Personal attacks on colleagues are strictly prohibited, unless explicitly authorized by the meeting's designated provocateur.

Please refer to Section 2 for more information on the designated provocateur.

Section 2: The Designated Provocateur

The meeting's designated provocateur shall be chosen by a random drawing from a pool of willing volunteers.

This individual shall be responsible for introducing and moderating all discussions.

The provocateur's primary function is to stir the pot, not fill it.