Squonk is the undisputed ruler of the land of Mega-Mud. He rules over the vast expanse of muddy terrain, where the sun never shines and the rain always falls. His mighty throne, crafted from the finest mudstone, sits atop a raised dais of compacted mud.
Squonk is known for his brutal honesty, unwavering commitment to the art of mud-making, and his unparalleled ability to turn even the driest of surfaces into a squelching mess.
His trusted advisors include: